I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
(Source: naeive)
my favorite thing to do is flirt with people I have no chance with
what’s that thing called where your crush likes you back
oh yes your imagination
(Source: chanandlerb0ng)
apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOGVery nice
Thanks
im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
(Source: aiclan)
